"Do you know what would be really cool right now?"

"What?"

"To be kidnapped by pirates. They'd undress us and then tie us up facing each other on the ship. Later on they'll say : ' In fifteen minutes you'll be going off ship! You should have some fun before that, 'tho.' And we'd do it."

"Why the hell would they do that?!"

"Because their perverted pirates!"

er. Slightly altered.

If you can tell me from what this is, you win a prize.





or not.